Cry softly, you have failed!

Im styling myself for the next party and fancy some champagne! As my icon has to make sure theres always some, I have some brought to me. The idiot wanted to make me very happy this time and bought Dom Perignon for a lot of money (hahaha). He even brought the receipt with him, obviously to impress me! Dont make me laugh! It was a lot of money for him and he had to make extreme sacrifices. I know that he doesnt have very much and that every cent hurts him. Is that my problem? The main thing is that I like the champagne, right? And he doesnt. What do you think Im going to do with it, mum? We Richkids are used to the best of the best and I could still spit when I think of this disgusting champagne! Not for the faint hearted - because it hurts!