Ash eater and shoe rack

Thats what you do best! Always open your mouth and eat ashes. A multipurpose piece of furniture - nothing more. And the way you howl when someone puts their heels down on you! Hahaha! I could make fun of that all day long! Well, not everyone can handle getting Kates back drilled like that, little sissy! theres still plenty for you to do on this glorious day, when Ill be enjoying the sunshine on the terrace and youll be doing what you were born to do: get ME DONE!