I am EVERYTHING you are NOTHING!

As my serf, you certainly dont have it easy. So what? Be grateful that you are allowed to live in my stable at all! You have to shine my shoes and make sure I get everything I want! You are happy staff and I hate it when my staff make mistakes! I might just snot in your face because youre so incompetent! Im arrogant and evil and I love being ME! Its not my problem that youre just a lackey at the bottom of the food chain! Get over it and be grateful!