Jerk off instructions for Mini Gürkchen

What do you think your little mini dick is like? A gherkin comes very close and thats why your mini dick now has a nickname: Gherkin! In this guide, Ill laugh at you, make fun of you and make fun of your little pickle! What does your girlfriend think of your appendix? She must be cheating to get satisfaction! Can you even squirt with your little pickle? Show me and at the end Ill tell you what I do with little dicks like you!