Weapons of mass destruction

Come closer!Take a good look at the instruments of your impending demise...those red heels, those perfect legs, that divine body you cant resist, and that wicked face that draws you ever-closer to your doom - these are my weapons of mass destruction, and I am unleashing them on you and the rest of my army of slaves! Stop licking my screen!!!Now...look down...do you see any balls there??? You are looking at my balls..you worm..those will belong to me from now on!AHAHAHA