Policeman gives me a sperm load instead of a ticket

Ive got a fancy new car and Im invited to a wedding today. Unfortunately, Im super late and have to really hurry now. I even forgot to put my knickers under my smart summer dress because I was so hectic. So I quickly get into the convertible, put the roof down and enjoy the wind blowing through my hair and into my crotch. I can really feel the horsepower working beneath me and the vibration of the engine makes me a little horny. Oh dear, I realise how wet Im getting... on the new leather seats. I step on the gas again to get there in time, but unfortunately a policeman stops me. Crap! I was travelling way too fast! Oh dear, I wonder if Ill get out of this one. A young, good-looking policeman stops me and confronts me. He looks very sporty and I imagine what might be hiding under his uniform. And then the cheeky policeman makes me a dubious offer on how to escape a parking ticket... What was I supposed to do? :D